Pretend I’m Your Ex & Don’t Touch Me | PizzaGhosts x Reach For The Stars

Sometimes the best boundary is a blunt one.

Part of the Metal AF Thoughts collection, this PizzaGhosts collab serves sarcasm and self-preservation in one killer design. Whether it’s for crowded concerts, pushy strangers, or just to make your stance crystal clear,  this tee says it so you don’t have to.

💀 Bold quote: "Pretend I’m your ex & don’t touch me."
🎨 Splatter backdrop available in multiple colorways to match your mood.
🖤 100% cotton, sturdy and unapologetic, just like you.
⚡ Small-batch printed in PA.

Perfect for introverts, sarcastic extroverts, or anyone who’s done explaining “personal space.”

Details:

• Unisex sizing: Small through 3X

• Choice of white or black tee

• Multiple splatter color options

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• May cause people to give you a little extra room — and that’s the point

Available Variants:

• White Tee – Pink Splatter

• White Tee – Blue Splatter

• White Tee – Green Splatter

• Black Tee – Pink Splatter

• Black Tee – Blue Splatter

• Black Tee – Green Splatter