One Asshole at a Time Tee| PizzaGhosts x Reach For The Stars

our bartender is not a damn wizard.
They’ve got two hands, one bar, and a line full of impatient gremlins. So unless you’re holding a wand or a hundred-dollar tip, wait your turn.

This tee lays it out, plain and savage:
Be patient. Much like a toilet, they can only serve one asshole at a time.

• 100% Cotton, sturdy and classic
• Available in Black with blue ink or White with orange grunge splash
• Unisex fit – Sizes Small through 3X
• Designed by PizzaGhosts
• Made for service workers with zero tolerance and peak sarcasm